Dan and Phil:

We love you. We support you. We can’t wait to see what you’re planning next! xx

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

"I’m like the luckiest girl in the world. I’ve gotten to be a princess, I’ve gotten to work with the Muppets. A lot of my childhood dreams about who I wanted to be when I was a grown-up, I at least get to play them in movies."

Happy 40th birthday, Amy Lou Adams! (August 20, 1974)

"I only listen to REAL music"
Some boring ass nerd (via 6yr)
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

westeroni:

melusine-enraged:

*Hairstyles and Cuts for Wavy/Curly Hair!*

*Twenty pictures of women with hairstyles that have been blown out, flat ironed, and then curled*

*Try These Super Short Styles!*

*Twenty pictures of women with bobs and shoulder length hair*

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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"

Have you noticed that the Ferguson situation has deliberately moved away from Michael Brown, and the media is now making the protestors the story? How many times have you heard the name of the police officer, or anything resembling investigative journalism on who this officer is…?

Don’t fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick…

"
Irvin Brown

(H/T Kamakura Faure)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

American Horror Story: Freakshow | Fallen Angel x

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